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8/23/09: No update yet...UPDATED'D- Soon to be Episode 22
Gonna update later today or maybe even Monday. Check back in like 10 hours. I updated it. So I guess Zak wasn't paying attention during first grade when he learned the colours of the rainbow or during physics when he learned why.
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8/20/09: Finally, it's here!- Episode 21
Hooray! Episode 21 is finally here. Sorry for not updating on Sunday but there was nothing to update.
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8/12/09: Early Update- Guest Comic 3
And so concludes this epic guest comic. I updated today because I'm going to be in a car all day tomorrow and Zak is on vacation. We're both getting back on Saturday so there probably won't be an update on Sunday.
love derek
8/9/09: Hey More Guest Comics- Guest Comic 2
In this guest comic, the drawing is actually done by a talented artist. Actually, this is the first comic on this website done by a talented artist. It's To Be Continued so you can look forward to Part Deux on Thursday and Episode 21 next Sunday.
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8/6/09: What? An actual comic? Impossible!- Episode 20
Yeah, that's right! Part of the actual adventure, not just filler! So apparently Player 1 can read minds now. Oh yeah and we also changed the banner at the top of the screen.
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8/2/19: When will the story continue? I don't know- Guest Comic 1
Yeah, that's right! A guest comic! People think we're so awesome that they want to make comics for us. Stay tuned for episode 20 by the end of the month!
love derek
7/30/09: The whole twitter thing sort of epically failed- Filler 7
Twitter is stupid. HTML is also stupid. But in other news, there's been a new Amorphis album for about a month and nobody told me about it. Yay! I'm going to get it and so should you.
love derek
7/26/09: Zak's Wii is broked!- Episode 19
I had to update today because Zak is too busy mourning the loss of his beloved Nintendo Wii. That would be true if I didn't update it every time... Ah well. In other news, the whole Twitter thing isn't really working, but I am endeavouring to get it working. Not that you really care or anything.
love derek
7/23/09: Now it's my turn to call Zak a lazy bum- Filler 6
Zak was too lazy to draw 19 so instead he gave me some filler he made a while ago. It's pretty funny but has nothing to do with the "story" whatsoever. In other news, I'm trying to put our Twitter crap on this page, but I'm sort of failing at it. Look for it within the next few weeks... Actually you won't have to look because it will be somewhere painstakingly obvious.
love derek
7/19/09: I joined Twitter- Episode 18
Here is my account. That's pretty much all I can think of now...
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7/16/09: Hooray, an update on time!- Episode 17
Yay! I updated on time this week! I actually got up earlier than I usually do to finish it! Kinda funny because Thursday is my day off and I got up earlier than I have to on my un-days off. All for this comic! I am so stupid...
love derek
7/12/09: I made an Asterix joke- Episode 16
So apparently our heroes are on an adventure to slay a beast, only 3/4 of them don't know it... Sorry for the late update (I usually update around 10:00-ish EST), but there was a scary thunderstorm last night that kept me up.
love derek
7/9/09: Wacky stuff happens next- Episode 15
*Gasp!* They both chartered the same ship, in case you didn't pick it up. For clarification, Grog speaks in brown letters, sort of like how Lloyd speaks in red. And Cap'n Grag will speak in orange, but he wasn't actually speaking in the last panel, it's the narrator trying to establish which colour he speaks in so you won't be confused next time. Wow, that was a long sentence. But at least it wasn't as long as that one in Les Misérables that is 823 words long. Random Fact of the Day complete!
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7/5/09: Like half of this comic is filler- Filler 5
Okay, fine it's actually only about 26.3% but you get the point. Episode 15 is probably going to go up on Thursday unless Zak gets distracted by OoT again.
love derek
7/2/09: Disregard my last post- Filler 4
Haha. I was just kidding last time! We aren't very good at schedules. At least, Zak isn't. Yeah, more filler on Sunday 'cuz Zak ain't here... maybe some of my original ms paint work?
love derek
6/28/09: Derek is a Lazy Bum- Episode 14
Grr. Its been a week since we updated, but whatever. I updated today. It's a strange comic, that's for sure. And perhaps we have a new character out of that silly looking pirate--Cap'n Grag (you can tell he's a pirate because its Cap'n instead of Captain).
~Zak
6/21/09: Hooray no more school!- Episode 13
Hey! We're updating on time! We are pretty darn awesome like that. It'll be a lot easier now that school is finally done. Neither of us failed any of our classes so summer school won't get in the way of our updates!
love derek
6/18/09: RAR! An update!- Episode 12
We are updating Sundays and Thursdays. Only on those days. Shut up about it.
love derek
6/14/09: What? More filler?- Filler 3
Wow that is an amazing comic! Hm... this is a very good example of why I am not allowed to do the drawing (it sucks even worse than Zak's) or the colouring (it's nonexistent). We'll have 12 up next Thursday if Zak's scanner is working or if he isn't busy studying for finals/partying because his parents are halfway across the world.
love derek
6/13/09: I know it isn't an update day but I just have to tell you something!
Guess what? ALT TEXT! That is what. Try it out! I'm too lazy to do the previous ones but I will get to them some other time. I did them all with some help from Zak.
And I have a special treat for you tomorrow. Zak's scanner is being weird or something so he can't give me 12.
love derek
6/11/09: i hacked my own site
heh heh. it's derek. zak needs to use different passwords. next update is going to be epic... as soon as zak scans everything.
love derek
6/10/09: I Hate School
Long story short, I had a lot of homework and could not update or draw number 12. Crap. Well, I'm willing to bet you'll be seeing a lot of filler this week and next week because of FINALS! Arg! Well, hope you enjoy this update...
~Zak
5/28/09: Cool Update
Yeah, this is the first in a new trend of updates. ON TIME! Not only that but the characters will be colored in and they will have word bubbles so you can understand them better! Yay! If you don't think this strip looks cool, just you wait until Sunday. Have I got a surprise for you! So remember, most Sundays and Thursdays will have updates!
~Zak
5/20/09: Color & Filler, Yay!
I have good news! The characters will now be colored in on QLU after number eight, which will be up soon, assuming that Derek gets the words done. Which I doubt, which prompted this filler update. Derek would like it to be mentioned that he doesn't look emo and, quote, "I just look that way in the strip because you [me, Zak] can't draw worth a d*mn!"
~Zak
5/16/09: I Fixed the Website!
Okay, yeah. Now the website doesn't fail as much as it did. There's still that annoying bar at the bottom of the screen. Ignore that, if you will. I'm currently drawing number nine while Derek is lettering number eight. I hope he hurries up as we need to update tomorrow. Well then, toodle pip, keep reading.
~Zak
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